Wednesday, March 19, 2008

10 WAYS TO BE SKATEBOARDER!(Found it on some website..not by me!)

1. Go buy skateboard in a good skate shop

2. Go home and tell your mom that you will quit school because you want to go skate everyday from now on.

3. Find a skate spot near your house and go skate.

4. Skate Skate Skate.

5. Learn how to smoke ( if you already know how to smoke then just learn how not to smoke).

6. Go get some beer and make sure to bring some to your friends.

7. Skate Skate Skate.

8. Go party get as drunk as you can then go home get more beer until you sleep ( if you find out that you are not going home make sure that you have condom in your pocket ) * this is very important you know.

9. Wake up at 3-4 pm. and think where you want to go skate today.

10. Skate Skate Skate.

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